Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
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Customer: This fish
| Waiter jokes
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her
| Marriage jokes
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
| Military jokes
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the res
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One afternoon a little boy was playing
| Religious jokes
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy abou
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can’t lay eggs!