A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
| Various animal jokes
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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How far do burgers go in school?
| Burger jokes
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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'You boy ! called a policeman. Can you
| Children jokes
'You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters...... 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'
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First Witch: I like your toad.
| Face jokes
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
| Frog jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!