What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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Why did your brother give up his job in the
| Food jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? “We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”