How many journalists does it take to change

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a

| Cow jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!

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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the

| Food jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

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Customer: Why doesn't this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? “We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”