How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
| Dog jokes
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his
| Brother and sister jokes
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.
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A man has a racehorse, never won a
| Horse jokes
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.