Customer: I’d like a watch that tells

What do you call an accountant without a

| Accountant jokes

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost'

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How do you make a

| Dance jokes

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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Did you hear about the underwater snooker

| Sport jokes

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!

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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

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What do cows wear when they're

| Cow jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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Customer: I’d like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don’t you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.