An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new

There was a huge fire at a big city soda

| Firefighter jokes

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the blaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. A

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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for

| College jokes

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a

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Q: What's the difference between a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.

| Witch jokes

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

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What are the spots on black-and-white

| Cow jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?” “I sure did,” responded the pessimist. “He can’t swim.”