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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

| Various animal jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave

| Marriage jokes

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your

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A very religious man lived right next

| Religious jokes

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautif

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What do you call a sleeping

| Cow jokes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the

| Food jokes

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

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How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !