Pig Breeding

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when

| Vampire jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to

| Elephant jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave

| Various animal jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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A man walks

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'

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Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon