Q: Why were there
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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Why was George Washington buried at
| Dead and dying jokes
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
| Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think
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Did you hear about the man who was half
| Ethnic jokes
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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How do you post a fish?
| Fishing jokes
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
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Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.