What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
| Food jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a
| Music jokes
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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A Jesuit,
| Religious jokes
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two
| Dinosaur jokes
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
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What do you call a man who has been
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.