Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
| Ghost jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
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Q. What does CHAOS stand
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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An angel appears at a faculty
| College jokes
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a
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Which is the only day you
| Cannibal jokes
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.