Why did the turkey cross the road
| Bird jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
| Clinton jokes
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
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Learner driver: What happens when
| Car and train jokes
Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
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A man named Mr. Smith was
| Aviation jokes
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off
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Old Farmer
| Marriage jokes
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a
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Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.