Juggler, driving to his next
| Police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and sa
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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My sister went
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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What did the neurotic pig say to the
| Farmer jokes
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
| Christmas jokes
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
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A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, “Have you got any books about committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf.” The chap came back a few moments later and said, “I can’t find any at all.” The librarian replied, “Yes, it’s awful. They never bring ’em back!”