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Why was he woman arrested on a

| Cow jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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Diner: Waiter, please

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general

| Insect jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

| Cow jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else’s coat.