What is yellow and goes click-click?
| Beauty jokes
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:'
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If you take half from
| Money jokes
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
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For their 25th wedding
| Marriage jokes
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could hav
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
| Police jokes
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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If there are any idiots in the room, will they
| School jokes
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I h
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Army Jokes by Major Laugh