Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a

| Baby jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !

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Teacher: In music, if "f" means

| School jokes

Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty

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Big Brother: That planet

| Brother and sister jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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Why did a anowman send his father to

| Snowman jokes

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

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There are three engineers in a car; an

| Computer jokes

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electr

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change!