Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
| Fishing jokes
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the
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The difference
| Men jokes
The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way,
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Q: What
| Blonde jokes
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
| Men jokes
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!