What language do birds speak ?
| Bird jokes
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
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Louise was watching her big sister covering her
| Face jokes
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
| Police jokes
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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Freedom After 20 Years
| Vietnamese
A Vietnamese couple who has been married for twenty years went to the wedding reception of a close comrade's daughter. During the ring exchange ceremony, the husband started to cry profusely. The wife, surprised by her husband's emotional outburst, said, "" I didn't realize that you have so much fe
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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs
| Monster jokes
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !