An old Indian lined up all of

Why do hamburgers make good

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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

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You're spending a lot of time at that

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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

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What does a bunny use when it goes

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

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One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour l

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Rigby drove into the city with his girl

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Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied!

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An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nobody answered him. He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish.” So the Indian asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” To which the littlest Indian replied, “I push port-a-potty over cliff.” The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, “Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?” The old Indian replied, “Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!”