Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
| Food jokes
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.
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Why did the man call his horse
| Horse jokes
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
| Bus jokes
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
| Farmer jokes
Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
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Cigar in the Mouth
| Vietnamese
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn't know what to do so he deci
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‘Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. ‘That’s very expensive,isn’t it ?’ ‘Next!