How do you spell "we" with two letters
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
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Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment
| Firefighter jokes
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket
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When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
| Vampire jokes
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
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My sister's a really bad driver.
| Car and train jokes
My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard’