God created the donkey &
| Religious jokes
God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. " The donkey answered: " I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too
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Why do you want to be buried at sea?
| Dead and dying jokes
Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Do you know the difference between genius and
| Humor jokes
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
| Cow jokes
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
| Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?