Once upon a time there was a little girl who
| Christmas jokes
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. 'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her mother
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe
| Religious jokes
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep c
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
| Teeth jokes
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!