What do blondes and beer bottles have in

Once upon a time there was a little girl who

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Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. 'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her mother

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Winning the Lottery

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Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

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Aching Joints

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Aching Joints by Arthur Itis

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There is a story about a monastery in Europe

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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep c

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!