Can you show me how to
| Internet jokes
Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
| Sport jokes
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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One night Bill Clinton was
| Clinton jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through
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Michael: It's hard for my
| Brother and sister jokes
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
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Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.