What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
| Dirty jokes
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
| Witch jokes
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
| Dance jokes
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
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Why were the vets and pounds
| Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other – a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and suggested that if he take off the star of David maybe he’d get some more hand outs. “Get this guy, Chaim” laughs the pan handler and turns to his cross wearing pal, “He’s trying to teach *us* how to do business!”