If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in

| Dead and dying jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

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Q: Why don't women have

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by

| Dog jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in

| Military jokes

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.

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Q: Did you hear about

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!