Mr Monster:
| Monster jokes
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
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What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
| Fishing jokes
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
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What's red and green and wears
| Food jokes
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
| Cat jokes
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill
| Men jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !