What did the baby elephant get when

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man

| Cat jokes

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"

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Q: What's the best place to photograph

| Clinton jokes

Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !