When did the criminal get smart?

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect

| Insect jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

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If a hungry shark is after you, what

| Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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Come on, Fred,

| Zoo jokes

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

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Did you hear about the vampire who got

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.