Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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If a hungry shark is after you, what
| Various animal jokes
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
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Come on, Fred,
| Zoo jokes
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
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Did you hear about the vampire who got
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
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When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.