Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
| Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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What do you call an aardvark outside
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.”