Why won't the witch
| Pig jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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The officer shouted
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for
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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
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Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!