When do vampires bite you?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

| Zoo jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a

| Halloween jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Teacher: Why do you want to

| School jokes

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

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A guy walking down a street one

| Idiot and fool jokes

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

| Aardvark jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!

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When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.