A rookie police officer was out for his first
| Police jokes
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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How do we know that Apes are
| Gorilla jokes
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
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My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
| Marriage jokes
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.