A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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What are the three fastest means of
| Women jokes
What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out
| Cow jokes
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
| Music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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A wife and her
| Humor jokes
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to ru
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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he’s the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.