Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his

How many cops does it take to

| Police jokes

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.

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What's big, grey and flies straight up

| Elephant jokes

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

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Where do lightning bolts go on

| Weather jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9

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I've never been much on fashion, but got

| Marriage jokes

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.

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Mother: What did you learn in school

| School jokes

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!