Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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Where is the best place to buy computer
| Computer jokes
Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
| Cow jokes
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.