A man went to the Police
| Police jokes
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do
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After a particularly poor game of
| Sport jokes
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did
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They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
| Beauty jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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How do you make a moth bawl?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
| Bird jokes
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant.”