First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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There was a woman who was pregnant with

| Parent jokes

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

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How can you

| College jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Q: What problems would

| Police jokes

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

| Teeth jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.