Will the father be present during the
| Marriage jokes
Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
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A religious man is on top of a roof
| Heaven and hell jokes
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He
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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!