Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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A man took his Rottweiler to the
| Dog jokes
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just
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Which burger is famous for a long
| Burger jokes
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)