What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the

| School jokes

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

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A doctor, an engineer, and a

| Heaven and hell jokes

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to

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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at

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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

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The Barber of

| Book title jokes

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !