Q: Why do divorced men get married

What do you have in December that you don't

| Christmas jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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An accountant dies and

| Heaven and hell jokes

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter "Public Practitioner," is the reply. "Name?" He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out. "Oh, yes. We've bee

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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a

| Car and train jokes

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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Why is a

| Men jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Police Officer: Why did you lead me

| Travel and tourist jokes

Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.