What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Why is King Kong big and hairy?
| King Kong jokes
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Did you hear someone has invented a
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily