Police Chief:

What do you call a crazy chicken ?

| Bird jokes

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

| Burger jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is

| Men jokes

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches

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A couple have not

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a bir

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Two Canadian hunters were driving through the

| Hunting jokes

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

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Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn’t you?