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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman

| Farmer jokes

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

| Bird jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

| Women jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a

| Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

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Why is manna from heaven like

| Horse jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !