What dog is always tired in London?
| Dog jokes
What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history
| Parent jokes
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"
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Waiter, there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
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What did one flea say
| Insect jokes
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He’d then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. “I’m sorry to bother you,” he said, over the din of the banging, “but I am very curious; could you tell me what you are doing?” Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, “Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here’s a six-ton truck but I’ve got eight tons of canaries aboard, so I’ve gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I don’t break an axle”.