Who won the race between two balls of

What did the dog use to

| Dog jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

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How does Dracula like to have his

| Vampire jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

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I can't understand why people say my

| Beauty jokes

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a

| Music jokes

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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A defendant was

| Lawyer jokes

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise

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Who won the race between two balls of string? They we’re tied!