Three students from Michigan State, the
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Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, "Do you have any final words, son?" "Yeah, drop dead!" snapped th
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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
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Why do penguins eat fish?
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Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.