Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

| Insect jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

| Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use

| Blonde jokes

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone an

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Do you really believe your husband when he

| Fishing jokes

Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

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What's a bees favourite flower ?

| Insect jokes

What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!