How much deeper would the ocean be
| Answer me this jokes
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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What do you call a bird that
| Bird jokes
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
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When were King Arthur's army too tired to
| History jokes
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
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At a friend's wedding, everything went
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At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
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Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.